RETURN THE DUEL

A recent U.S. Senate hearing featured screaming, shouting, bulging eyes, and clinched dentures that sounded worse than a prison T.V. room with male inmates screaming and shouting during a tied football game as though legislative-like noise would secure victory over a disliked loud-mouth to the tune of 3 packs of Bugler tobacco and 2 packs of Ramen noodl…